iN wOnDeRLaNd... wE'rE aLL MaD...

"Would you tell me please which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Forgot my medication

Once upon a time, I started this blog as a writing project and is my cure for mental instability. Unfortunately, I forgot my medication for almost two months.

I was busy with "that" that shall not be named. Everyone knows what that is and it strikes fear in everyone's hearts. I managed to defeat it on 28 Nov and it left a lightning bolt scar on my left butt.

The past month or so was nothing much really. Other than the police caution for petty theft, schizophrenic hallucinations after midnight and unprotected sex on three occasions, there really wasn't anything much.

For this coming holiday season, keep a lookout for a series of exciting entries coming your way. Just a sneak preview: a full length coverage on vanity; my ugliest past disclosed; my mathematical proof on why I am of acceptable weight, including you!

It's funny I just don't write about normal everyday affairs that most other bloggers write about. I just find it funny telling people what I ate today and who I went out with tonight. Perhaps that is because I always eat at home and no one goes out with me. So there really isn't anything in my life substantial enough for me to write about.

Yet, I revel in the littlest bit of information that people write in their blogs: what they ate, drank and had fun with. It satisfied my innate curiosity without being intrusive and was a platform for me to be jealous of what other people have in their lives that I could only desire.

I will try to write as much about my everyday life as I can. However, I will not stop writing my blogs in my own personalised style even if I write about the mundane. It is this style of a little truth exaggerated, a little false contained, laden with nonsense and a little ingredient X. Yet, there is a moral to every story.

Well, it is Wonderland after all.